Well, another week gone by and it looks like this nation will have a rosy future once again.  As I mentioned in earlier posts -in case you're a new reader to this blog (thank you for coming here)- I took responsibility for causing this recession because I bought a bottle of shampoo which lasted me almost a year, restricting my purchasing habits.  And I'm leading the charge to get this nation back on its feet by jump-starting the economy by visiting various merchants and purchasing items. 

Those mass-media dolts think that pumping billions of dollars into company coffers will get this economy moving.  Ha!  I knew that "trickle-down" nonsense wouldn't work the first time, when Reagan thought of it.  And I was born three months before he took office! 

Another week has gone by and here are the results.  As you can plainly see, I included a chart, this alone should tell you that my plan to right this ship is sound.  The economy fared well this week, as evidenced by my knowledge of graph analysis indicated by the fact that the bars on this graph are higher than the one before it.  This indicates that stocks performed well each day as the week approached the weekend.  How did this happen?

Because I was pounding pavement buying stuff.  I even bought a Phillies hat because my girlfriend liked the color.  See how I make these hard decisions?  It is because I have the American citizen in my mind.  And I don't even like the Phillies.

I'm doing my part to move us to the recovery phase, America.  You see how much one person can make a difference on the economy.  Now, if we all kept this train a-rollin' we'd be in the recovery stage in no time!  So let's do it, America!  Go buy some items with disposable income while others save some money.  If you're married or in a cohabitation situation, one of you spend some money while the other one saves some money.  That way, we'll have all our bases covered. 

I covered my bases my by including a graph (ooh, science!) and including three references to three separate modes of transportation.